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This is the part of my site that I get to tell you all about God's greatest creature on earth..That is right smcow.gif (970 bytes)s What would u like to know..Where shall I begin..Well I like dairy smcow.gif (970 bytes)s the best and u dont need to kill em so you can eat em..YUCK.. I dont think that they need to be killed at all but that is my view and i know i am going to get hell for having it but oh well... Here is a site smcow.gif (970 bytes)Lovers should go check out it is a page dedicated to stopping the stopping the killing of smcow.gif (970 bytes) suspected of having Mad smcow.gif (970 bytes)Disease. http://www.mad-cow.com/ ...smcow.gif (970 bytes)s are really cool animals. They like to eat grass and give milk.They come in a few different colors. There are black smcow.gif (970 bytes)s, brown smcow.gif (970 bytes)s, white smcow.gif (970 bytes)s and mixed colored smcow.gif (970 bytes)s. Even though today smcow.gif (970 bytes)s are considered stupid animals that are good only for producing food, they have a fascinating history. smcow.gif (970 bytes)s Give us milk Give us beef Eat grass MOO! Walk around Sleep while standing and Produce fertilizer.. . Archeological evidence suggests that smcow.gif (970 bytes)s once ruled the world and ran a highly advanced civilization with a centralized government. This world wide empire was ruled by a King who was beleived to be a god. His official title was "THE DIVINE BOVINE". (Ok so i lied and this is in my world but I can dream eh)

 


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